SMB814's Journal

Title: The Geeky Anthropologist (As told by Jack O'Neill)
Author: smb814
Rating: FR-C (equivalent of the old G rating)
Category: Humor
Time Frame/Spoilers: Written during Season 2. There are a lot of little references to first and second season episodes, but nothing major.
Summary: This story is a modern retelling of the fairy tale "The Ugly Duckling."
Obligatory Disclaimer Stuff: As much as I wish I did, I don't own Stargate SG-1 or any of its characters. They're the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is written only for entertainment purposes and no money has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story belong to me. Not to be archived without my permission.
Author's Notes: This is the second story in my Stargate Fairy Tales series. Beck just had to issue a challenge for this story right when I had a ton of homework to do. Since I was looking for a reason to procrastinate, I took it. But next time, Beck, please pick a fairy tale that's a little, um, easier to work with, 'kay? :) Paralleling "The Ugly Duckling" to "Stargate SG-1" isn't the easiest task in the world. Oh, and the dog in the story is a tribute to the part I played in my kindergarten class play based on "The Ugly Duckling." Just thought I'd share that little worthless tidbit. :) Enjoy!

( The Geeky Anthropologist )

Continuing in my quest to repost some of my older, shorter fics on LJ, here's one that was written way back in 2001. :) This one never generated much of a response, but then, in my experience, missing scenes/epilogues never seem to anyway, so.... *shrugs*

Title: Bitter Pills
Author: smb814
Rating: FR-C+ (equivalent of the old PG)
Warnings: Mild language, adult themes
Category: Missing Scene/Epilogue, Friendship
Spoilers: "Threshold." Blink-and-you'll-miss-it references to Family, Out of Mind, and Jolinar's Memories.
Season Info: Epilogue to "Threshold."
Summary: "I will follow that method of treatment which, according to my ability and judgment, I consider for the benefit of my patient and abstain from whatever is harmful or mischievous." ~Hippocratic oath, modern version
Word Count: 2,771
Prompt: Doctor (100_situations Table 5 #083)

( Bitter Pills )

Title: Battleground
Author: smb814
Rating: FR-C+ (equivalent of the old PG)
Warnings: Mild language, misuse of spaghetti sauce, and abuse of a toy parrot.
Category: Humor, Gen
Time Frame: Season 10, no spoilers
Prompt: Hide (100_situations Table 5 #001) The entire table can be found here.
Summary: It wasn't his fault. Really, it wasn't.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it. Will never own it. Will never make money off of it. Anybody want a parrot?
Author's Notes: My first Stargate fic since 2002. I guess I can write short, pointless stories after all, eh? *g*

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